PRISON BREAK

So to recap, Sarah:

1) Holds her breath while being drowned for about 20 minutes
2) Unplugs the drain thing (with her teeth?)
3) Her hands were tied up behind her to a chair, then they weren't.
4) Jumps out the window, lands on a car, but doesn't die. In fact she just gets up and walks away.
5) Has a cell phone that nobody is tracking (that wasn't damaged while she was being drowned or jumping out of the window) and (I guess the government forgot they could track her phone?)

NEXT FOOD NETWORK STAR

This season is crap. There's usually 3 good chefs and 7 bad ones and the 7 bad ones get slowly voted off the show. This season there's 1 good one and 9 bad ones and the bad ones are REALLY bad. How is this a competition? It's more like celebrity sex rehab only with the addicts cooking.

OMG WHY THERE SO MUCH MSG IN ME FOOD PLZ!

I'm reading yelp reviews trying to find a good Chinese restaurant near me (there are none) and every review for every restaurant has someone bitching about MSG.

First off, how does anyone know whether the food has MSG in it? Are they buying some food and then shipping it off to a lab for analysis? And what do they think MSG tastes like? I guess it would be funny to point out that EVERY SINGLE double-blind test ever done on MSG has concluded that:

1) People can't actually tell whether food has MSG in it.
2) Food with MSG in it doesn't have any harmful or even unpleasant side effects.

Everyone is convinced that MSG is bad for you because everyone is convinced that it's bad for you, so whenever someone doesn't like some Chinese food, they immediately scream "oh it was that MSG!"

Jackasses

Fuck you microsoft

Thanks for installing updates without my permission. If I say I don't want to restart, it means I don't want to fucking restart. It does not mean you should ask me every minute until I agree. I really want to find the engineer that designed the restart-nag and punch them. It's my computer and I don't want to restart it.