WAHHHHHHHHHH

I just read this TRIPE in the San Francisco Chronicle:

Given the zeal with which federal prosecutors reportedly are investigating Barry Bonds for possible perjury and tax evasion, there is a chance the Giants' standard bearer will be indicted. If so, it could happen soon.

So speculates Bonds' lawyer, Michael Rains, who told KTVU (Channel 2), "It's only a guess. I don't have proof of this, but if they're going to try to indict, they're going to try to indict by July because the U.S. attorney's reappointment comes up again in July and, as I say, I think politics still are at the root of this case."

Should Bonds be indicted, the greatest impact will be on his family, for no matter what one thinks of Bonds, he has a wife, a mother and three children who care for him. Should he be indicted during the season, the impact on his baseball family could be profound, too.

Let me just reiterate, WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! WAHHHHHHHHH! (Those are crying noises.)

Barry Bonds, who made his millions by being a fraud and a cheat by using illegal steroids, may get indicted (and rightfully so), but I'm supposed to feel sorry for his wive and kids that care for him? Please!

While I personally don't give two shits about baseball or overpaid steroid-using players, I think Bonds and everyone else in Baseball that uses steroids should sit down and shut the fuck up, and stop carrying on with the laughably unbelievable lie that he didn't know he was taking steroids. You know, all men's muscles naturally triple in size and strength when they're in their late 30's.

The steroid mutants ruined baseball and many other sports for their own short-term greed, they broke records through cheating, and set a pretty shitty precedent: Don't even bother trying to compete in Baseball or any sport using your own natural abilities. Natural abilities are for suckers. Just cheat the easy way with illegal steroids. The new contest is who can cheat the hardest and fastest and pump the most steroids without dying.

I don't care whether someone uses drugs or not. But if they're going to use drugs in the furtherance of an illegal act, then I think that is pathetic and should be stopped.

If baseball wants to separate itself out into two leagues, one of normal people and one of steroid injecting pseudo-human mutants with giant bulging veiny muscles and shrunken nuts and man-tits and cancer, then fine do it. But don't tell me that a normal person and a steroid mutant are supposed to be competing against eachother, that's just rediculous.