Around and Around We Go

Here we go again! Bush gets harshly criticized at Coretta Scott King's funeral, and today we have news that a terrorist plot was thwarted four years ago. Of course this is a lie, OF COURSE it's a lie. IT NEVER HAPPENED.

CNN BREAKING NEWS

President Bush says in mid-2002, U.S. disrupted al Qaeda plot to use shoe bombs to hijack plane for attack on L.A.'s Liberty Tower.

I call bullshit. I know for a fact that this never happened because everything Bush says is a lie. If Bush says it's raining, he's lying. If Bush says the sky is blue, that's a lie. See? You know he's lying because his mouth is moving.

On Tuesday, for the first time in his illegitimate presidency, at King's funeral Bush was in a room full of people who were not hand picked by his handlers, who did not sign loyalty oaths, who did not have scripted questions and pre-approved speeches. For the first time, he was outside his bubble, and he was taken to task and then some. He sat there like a brain damaged MONKEY and rolled his eyes as he was slapped in the face with plain damning truth.

"She deplored the terror inflicted by our smart bombs on missions way afar," Lowery said. "We know now there were no weapons of mass destruction over there [pointing at Bush]. But Coretta knew, and we knew, that there are weapons of misdirection right down here. Millions without health insurance. Poverty abounds. For war, billions more, but no more for the poor."

The disaster monkey rolled his eyes and squirmed and didn't know what to do. Who are these colored folk who dare to criticize me? Don't they know that weapons of mass destruction was like 14 excuses ago?

Then today, to knock that story off the front pages, we get what? TERRA! TERRORISM THWARTED! Back to the terror well, the gift that keeps on giving. The news media dutifully plays along just like they always do.